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Dear Unconscious:
Please be reminded that according to the Geneva Convention, nightmares are permitted to only contain one (1) of the following themes:

1) Protagonist causes everything zie touches to disintegrate/turn to shit
2) Protagonist tries to hold on to things but is unable to
3) Life would be better if protagonist did not exist
4) Protagonist has made an irredeemable error and must watch alternate timeline footage of how it would have gone had the error not been made
4a) It is intimated that error is not irredeemable, but can be undone if protagonist is willing to destroy everything within a five-mile radius.
4b) It is intimated that the error is not a one-time occurrence, but in fact is the same error which protagonist makes over and over again.

Be aware that last night's entry was in severe violation. Any further infraction of the one-theme rule will result in dissolution of your entire department.

Thank you,
Will

P.S. The talking dog was all right, though.

Also, I woke up this morning with an unlikely desire to get pierced in some obnoxious way. Don't know what that's about.

Least Favorite Dream Avatar Ever

Dear Unconscious:
Please be reminded that according to the Geneva Convention, nightmares are permitted to only contain one (1) of the following themes:

1) Protagonist causes everything zie touches to disintegrate/turn to shit
2) Protagonist tries to hold on to things but is unable to
3) Life would be better if protagonist did not exist
4) Protagonist has made an irredeemable error and must watch alternate timeline footage of how it would have gone had the error not been made
4a) It is intimated that error is not irredeemable, but can be undone if protagonist is willing to destroy everything within a five-mile radius.
4b) It is intimated that the error is not a one-time occurrence, but in fact is the same error which protagonist makes over and over again.

Be aware that last night's entry was in severe violation. Any further infraction of the one-theme rule will result in dissolution of your entire department.

Thank you,
Will

P.S. The talking dog was all right, though.

Also, I woke up this morning with an unlikely desire to get pierced in some obnoxious way. Don't know what that's about.

Also: Yes, Well.

I took the "The Animal Spirit" quiz on gURL.com
		My animal spirit is... The Coyote According to shamanistic wisdom, coyotes are the animal world's trickster. Coyote people have a way with words, and a unique way of seeing the world. Never ones to take things at face value, coyote people question authority with sly jokes. Read more... What is your animal spirit?

Also: Yes, Well.

I took the "The Animal Spirit" quiz on gURL.com
		My animal spirit is... The Coyote According to shamanistic wisdom, coyotes are the animal world's trickster. Coyote people have a way with words, and a unique way of seeing the world. Never ones to take things at face value, coyote people question authority with sly jokes. Read more... What is your animal spirit?

Wish Lists

While I was perusing chronarchy's Amazon wishlist today, I noticed that they now have a feature that allows you to make wishlists semi-private. And I went "Yay! Now I can tell my friends to buy me things I don't want my grandmother to see!". And I made one. But then I discovered that while the new lists are not searchable, once someone searches an existing list for you, and finds the public list, they can then see the other list on the side of the page. So that's not helpful, Amazon! However can I get my friends to buy me pornography, philosophy and world religious texts now?

*sigh*

Wish Lists

While I was perusing chronarchy's Amazon wishlist today, I noticed that they now have a feature that allows you to make wishlists semi-private. And I went "Yay! Now I can tell my friends to buy me things I don't want my grandmother to see!". And I made one. But then I discovered that while the new lists are not searchable, once someone searches an existing list for you, and finds the public list, they can then see the other list on the side of the page. So that's not helpful, Amazon! However can I get my friends to buy me pornography, philosophy and world religious texts now?

*sigh*