Mom... Dad.... I'm a pirate.
Oct. 12th, 2005 12:51 pmSome clever Unitarian Jihadist has proposed that October 21st be known as "International Coming Out Like A Pirate Day". Because nothing's funny like crossing the streams. Also, I think there's a sign language joke in here somewhere, but I'm not sure how to get to it.
Anyway, for those of you who have family who are unaware of your pirate status, or are aware that you're a pirate but unaware that you're gay, or are aware that you're gay but unaware that you draw pirate/monkey comics, or are... well, whatever. Whatever it is that you are, be it like a pirate. Unless you don't want to.
Of course, in my family, everyone is already aware of my pirate status, as we all have the same pirate status, which probably proves that you get to be a pirate by hanging around people that are pirates, or something.
Anyway, for those of you who have family who are unaware of your pirate status, or are aware that you're a pirate but unaware that you're gay, or are aware that you're gay but unaware that you draw pirate/monkey comics, or are... well, whatever. Whatever it is that you are, be it like a pirate. Unless you don't want to.
Of course, in my family, everyone is already aware of my pirate status, as we all have the same pirate status, which probably proves that you get to be a pirate by hanging around people that are pirates, or something.