I've seen my future. It involves microprocessors.

In order to complete the set of recent horrible thought processes involving robots, I had a dream on Saturday night that involved wiring my brain into an android body. Really, even on further analysis, I think this would be the Best Thing Ever™. I'm all about the interchangeable parts. So seriously, should science advance to this point in my lifetime, I will be among the first to sign up.

At the moment, I'd like to interchange the parts that make up my shoulders. I don't really know how one can injure oneself sleeping, but I guess I'm just specially talented. Mom always said I was.

In other sleeping/dreaming news, I somehow managed not to dream about having sex with the Archangels in any configuration, no thanks to saffronhare. Welcome back to the priesthood, honey, but if you would be so kind, try not to get any of that on me. Thanks, love you, bye.

I've seen my future. It involves microprocessors.

In order to complete the set of recent horrible thought processes involving robots, I had a dream on Saturday night that involved wiring my brain into an android body. Really, even on further analysis, I think this would be the Best Thing Ever™. I'm all about the interchangeable parts. So seriously, should science advance to this point in my lifetime, I will be among the first to sign up.

At the moment, I'd like to interchange the parts that make up my shoulders. I don't really know how one can injure oneself sleeping, but I guess I'm just specially talented. Mom always said I was.

In other sleeping/dreaming news, I somehow managed not to dream about having sex with the Archangels in any configuration, no thanks to saffronhare. Welcome back to the priesthood, honey, but if you would be so kind, try not to get any of that on me. Thanks, love you, bye.

A Few Notes on the Monster poll from the other day...

wolfieboy: Seriously. A 125-kg ferret with thumbs would take over the world and poo in all the corners.

chronarchy: You can grab my ankles anytime :)

zylch: I think it'd be painful, manifesting the bill.

fionnabhar: We could start calling you Pujo now, if it would help.

And I forgot to mention, I'd be a were-kitty of some sort. Or, a robotic badger. Robotic badgers are the shit.

A Few Notes on the Monster poll from the other day...

wolfieboy: Seriously. A 125-kg ferret with thumbs would take over the world and poo in all the corners.

chronarchy: You can grab my ankles anytime :)

zylch: I think it'd be painful, manifesting the bill.

fionnabhar: We could start calling you Pujo now, if it would help.

And I forgot to mention, I'd be a were-kitty of some sort. Or, a robotic badger. Robotic badgers are the shit.

Must ... avoid... working....

( Here be a meme, yarr! )

Must ... avoid... working....

( Here be a meme, yarr! )