Grumbling

It seems there is a creature in the walls. A distinct scratching noise is emanating from the wall between the Den of Iniquity and the Hall of Laundry and Entry. The cat is monitoring the situation closely. What the hell do you do about creatures in the walls? I hope it can get itself out, because I can't get it out. Failing that, I hope it is a large bug and not a mouse or a small rat, because I can't get it out, and bugs hardly ever smell when they die. Failing that, I forsee a season of sleeping on the couch.

Bah.

Grumbling

It seems there is a creature in the walls. A distinct scratching noise is emanating from the wall between the Den of Iniquity and the Hall of Laundry and Entry. The cat is monitoring the situation closely. What the hell do you do about creatures in the walls? I hope it can get itself out, because I can't get it out. Failing that, I hope it is a large bug and not a mouse or a small rat, because I can't get it out, and bugs hardly ever smell when they die. Failing that, I forsee a season of sleeping on the couch.

Bah.

Aw, hell. We're just getting started.

Apparently, January 24th is the most depressing day of the year.

So let's, er, have a party?

Aw, hell. We're just getting started.

Apparently, January 24th is the most depressing day of the year.

So let's, er, have a party?