In the movie theater, though, *everybody* can hear you scream

Saw Alien last night on the big screen with the rest of the Trinity. I don't know how it happened, but none of us screamed like a little girl at any point during the film, which I think was pretty good, as I was fully expecting to.
( In which I talk about the film in potentially offensive terms... )

In the movie theater, though, *everybody* can hear you scream

Saw Alien last night on the big screen with the rest of the Trinity. I don't know how it happened, but none of us screamed like a little girl at any point during the film, which I think was pretty good, as I was fully expecting to.
( In which I talk about the film in potentially offensive terms... )

Cue Dream Sequence...

I dreamt the other night that I was attending the state of the union address, actually there, in D.C., and that Gee-Dubya came out and did the whole thing as a standup routine... sort of. A lot like a Mark Fiore cartoon in which the person speaking is deadpan, but the entire audience knows it's satire and treats it that way. Tony Blair was there, wearing pearls (sadly, not a leash and collar, but hey - my unconscious is really doing all it can for me these days). Everyone was laughing, fully understanding that nothing coming out of the president's mouth could possibly be serious, and then, suddenly, Poppa Bush comes down the aisle, goes right up to the podium and cracks Junior over the head with his cane a couple of times. Thwhackety President! On his head!

I seriously dreamed this. Commentary from triadruid this morning: "This is the part where if you were August Pollak, you'd make a cartoon out of this and people would give you money." Sadly, I'm not anywhere nearly as cool as August. (But I'm not sure people give him money either. I hope they do.)

Cue Dream Sequence...

I dreamt the other night that I was attending the state of the union address, actually there, in D.C., and that Gee-Dubya came out and did the whole thing as a standup routine... sort of. A lot like a Mark Fiore cartoon in which the person speaking is deadpan, but the entire audience knows it's satire and treats it that way. Tony Blair was there, wearing pearls (sadly, not a leash and collar, but hey - my unconscious is really doing all it can for me these days). Everyone was laughing, fully understanding that nothing coming out of the president's mouth could possibly be serious, and then, suddenly, Poppa Bush comes down the aisle, goes right up to the podium and cracks Junior over the head with his cane a couple of times. Thwhackety President! On his head!

I seriously dreamed this. Commentary from triadruid this morning: "This is the part where if you were August Pollak, you'd make a cartoon out of this and people would give you money." Sadly, I'm not anywhere nearly as cool as August. (But I'm not sure people give him money either. I hope they do.)

*sigh*

Yeah. This is the part of the day where I try to pretend that I'm not just sitting here posting to various places and reading Boy Meets Boy...

*sigh*

Yeah. This is the part of the day where I try to pretend that I'm not just sitting here posting to various places and reading Boy Meets Boy...

Look!

Socks for druids!
...or something.

Look!

Socks for druids!
...or something.

From the "No shit, really?" department

Schizoid, schizotypal, and avoidant. You don't say.

* * * * *
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html

From the "No shit, really?" department

Schizoid, schizotypal, and avoidant. You don't say.

* * * * *
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html