Bah.

Some blonde woman in a blue car driven by a brown-haired man came up onto our lawn tonight, screaming and cursing, and destroyed our Jolly Roger jack-o-lantern. Pirate hating bastards. The neighbor across the way threw her shoe at their car, and apparently dented it. We don't even know anybody matching this description, let alone anybody we've pissed off recently. So yeah, that was random.

Bah.

Some blonde woman in a blue car driven by a brown-haired man came up onto our lawn tonight, screaming and cursing, and destroyed our Jolly Roger jack-o-lantern. Pirate hating bastards. The neighbor across the way threw her shoe at their car, and apparently dented it. We don't even know anybody matching this description, let alone anybody we've pissed off recently. So yeah, that was random.