featherynscale | Historical Figure Dating Game (Reply)

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Oscar Wilde
You scored 13% Submission, 87% Kinkyness, and 58% Rationality!

Who better for you than the creative, eclectic, and only convicted of buggery once Oscar Wilde? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde)

Link: The Historical Figure Love Test written by flowersforrozi on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

As it happens, Oscar Wilde is probably not my favorite. I mean, he's okay. I have dressed like him upon occasion, and he has the best of all possible Uncyclopedia articles. But I don't think I would consider him my historical crush. In fact, I'm having a hard time coming up with a historical crush. I mean, Tesla, okay, I'm pretty sweet on Nikola Tesla, but when it comes right down to it, I think we'd have profoundly mismatched kinks. Because I'm down with electricity play if and only if I'm the one with the generator. So I think that's out. But I'm at pains to think of anybody else.

So, you guys know me, right? Who should be my historical honey?

And, while you're thinking on those lines, who's yours?