Blergh

[featherynscale]

Some person just called to tell me they are planning to take legal action against me for non-payment of a bill. This is extra special because it is a bill that, while yes, I probably do owe, I have never seen. When last I spoke to this individual, I asked him to send me a copy of the bill at work. I gave him the work address, but lo, no bill came. So today he's calling me saying he's going to call his lawyers, and I say "Send me the bill". Mais non. He has already sent the bill (to the gods know where) and will not send it again. So he says "Well, I'm sorry, but I'm just going to have to turn it over to my attorney". So that's a fun way to start one's week.
Happy Monday, everybody.