Content-Free Friday Presents: Shag, Marry, Throw off a cliff!

[featherynscale]

Commenters are encouraged to respond, with justification, to any or all of the following items.
The question is simple: Of the three persons/things/national landmarks listed, assign one to each category: [Shag], [Marry], [Throw off a cliff]. Respondents may also leave their own sets of three in the comment thread, with a request that other readers answer their sets as well.

1. The Presidential hopefuls: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama.
2. Batmen:Adam West, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale.
3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bai Ling.
4. Advice columnists: Dan Savage (Savage Love), Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby), Gustavo Arrelano (Ask a Mexican).
5. Superman's Supervillains: Lex Luthor, General Zod, Bizarro.
6. Websites that will ruin your career: LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook.
7. Catwomen (I consider this a necessary complement to #2): Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry.
8. Older women still workin' it: Cher, Tina Turner, Sophia Loren.
9. Dead Poets' Society: Ezra Pound, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emily Dickinson.
10. Historical Lunatics: Emperor Norton I (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico), King Ludwig II (Fairy-Tale King of Bavaria), Sarah Winchester (Gun Heiress and Architectural Visionary).

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

9. Throw off a cliff, marry, shag.

I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Mr. Emerson.

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

1. The Presidential hopefuls: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama.
Shag: Clinton
Marry: Obama
Throw: McCain

2. Batmen:Adam West, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale.
Shag: Bale
Marry: West
Throw: Keaton

3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bai Ling.
Shag: Britney (ew!)
Marry: Ling (If I've not heard of her, that makes her the least annoying!)
Throw: Paris

4. Advice columnists: Dan Savage (Savage Love), Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby), Gustavo Arrelano (Ask a Mexican).
Shag: Arrelano
Marry: Abby
Throw: Savage

5. Superman's Supervillains: Lex Luthor, General Zod, Bizarro.
Shag: Lex
Marry: Bizarro
Throw: Zod (but first I'd make him KNEEL)

6. Websites that will ruin your career: LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook.
Shag: Facebook
Marry: LJ
Throw: MySuck

7. Catwomen (I consider this a necessary complement to #2): Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry.
Shag: Kitt
Marry: Pfeiffer
Throw: Berry

8. Older women still workin' it: Cher, Tina Turner, Sophia Loren.
Shag: Tina Turner
Marry: Sophia Loren
Throw: Cher

9. Dead Poets' Society: Ezra Pound, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emily Dickinson.
Shag: Emily Dickinson
Marry: Emerson
Throw: Pound

10. Historical Lunatics: Emperor Norton I (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico), King Ludwig II (Fairy-Tale King of Bavaria), Sarah Winchester (Gun Heiress and Architectural Visionary).
Shag: Lundwig
Marry: Winchester
Throw: Norton

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

My Three:

Adult Characters from Children's Books: Severus Snape (Harry Potter), Mrs. Minchin (Little Princess), Capt. Hook (Peter Pan)

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Marry, Throw off a cliff, Shag.

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

I agree with that comment. :)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Thirded. I always hated Mrs. Minchin. And Hook is a fun character, but in the end, Snape's redeemable.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Not to mention faithful likewhoa. SRSLY.

[royal-spice.livejournal.com]

I agree with your agreeing. ;)

[incommune.livejournal.com]

1. The Presidential hopefuls: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama.
[Shag: Clinton][Marry: Obama][Throw: McCain]

2. Batmen:Adam West, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale.
[Shag: Bale][Marry: West][Throw: Keaton (sorry dude, nothing personal, I just ran out of options)]

3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bai Ling.
[Shag: Paris (I think she grosses me out least)][Throw: Brit][Marry: Bai, I guess]

4. Advice columnists: Dan Savage (Savage Love), Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby), Gustavo Arrelano (Ask a Mexican).
[Shag: Arrelano][Marry: Van Buren][Throw: Savage]

5. Superman's Supervillains: Lex Luthor, General Zod, Bizarro.
[Shag: Lex Luthor][Marry: Bizarro][Throw: Zod]

6. Websites that will ruin your career: LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook.
[Shag: Facebook (like a ten dollar hooker!! Not that I shag ten dollar hookers regularly...)][Marry: LJ (LJ, I think I want to take our relationship to the next level...)][Throw: MySpace (without hesitation!)]

7. Catwomen (I consider this a necessary complement to #2): Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry.
[Shag: Halle Berry][Marry: Eartha Kitt][Throw: Michelle Pfeiffer]

8. Older women still workin' it: Cher, Tina Turner, Sophia Loren.
[Shag: Tina Turner][Marry: Sophia Loren][Throw: Cher]

9. Dead Poets' Society: Ezra Pound, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emily Dickinson.
[Shag: Dickinson][Marry: Emerson][Throw: Pound (sorry dude, love your work, hate the attitude)]

10. Historical Lunatics: Emperor Norton I (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico), King Ludwig II (Fairy-Tale King of Bavaria), Sarah Winchester (Gun Heiress and Architectural Visionary).
[Shag: Norton][Marry: Ludwig][Throw: Winchester]

[theslice.livejournal.com]

9. Dead Poets' Society: Robin Williams, Robert Sean Leonard, Ethan Hawke

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

Marry, shag, throw off a cliff.

[incommune.livejournal.com]

Oh man... I dunno about the other two, but I would totally marry Robert Sean Leonard. <3

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

Shag: Robin Williams
Marry: RSL
Throw: Ethan Hawke

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

Awww! My namesake isn't Marriage Material? For the sake of General Zod?!

And I'd throw out requested topics:

• I'm in a Who-mood:
  
  • Doctors
    
  • Companions
    
  • Villians
    
  
  
• Disney Animated Characters
  
• Former Child Stars
  
• Giant Robots
  

And now I'm just making up funny groupings, so I'll stop.

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

And I started typing that before getting called away. Now I see how the game should be played...

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

1. The Presidential hopefuls: Shag Clinton, Throw McCain off a cliff, Marry Obama.
   
2. Batmen: Throw Adam West off a cliff, Marry Michael Keaton (Mr. Batmom!), Shag Christian Bale.
   
3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Marry Britney Spears, Throw Paris off a cliff, Shag Bai Ling.
   
4. Advice columnists: Shag Dan Savage (he's already married, for one), Marry Dear Abby, Throw Gustavo Arrelano off a cliff.
   
5. Superman's Supervillains: Marry President Lex Luthor, Shag General Zod, Throw Bizarro up a cliff.
   
6. Websites that will ruin your career: Shag LiveJournal, Throw MySpace off a cliff, Marry Facebook.
   
7. Catwomen: Marry Eartha Kitt, Shag Michelle Pfeiffer, Throw Halle Berry off a cliff.
   
8. Older women still workin' it: Throw Cher off a cliff, Marry Tina Turner, Shag Sophia Loren.
   
9. Dead Poets' Society: Throw Ezra Pound off a cliff, Marry Ralph Waldo Emerson, Shag Emily Dickinson (somebody should have).
   
10. Historical Lunatics: Shag Emperor Norton I, Throw King Ludwig II off a cliff, Marry Sarah Winchester.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

The inclusion of Mr. Batmom makes this the winning response so far. :)

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

1)Shag Clinton, Marry Obama, Throw McCain off a cliff.
2)Shag Christian Bale, Marry Michael Keaton, Throw Adam West off a cliff
3)ACK. Can't I throw them all of the cliff???
4)Shag Savage, Marry Arrelano, throw Dear Abby off a cliff.
5)Shag General Zod, Marry Lex Luthor, throw Bizarro off a cliff.
6)Shag Livejournal, Marry MySpace, throw Facebook off a cliff
7)Shag Halle Berry, Mary Eartha Kitt, throw Michelle Pfeiffer off a cliff
8)Shag Cher, Marry Sophia Loren, throw Tina Turner off a cliff
9)Shag Emily Dickinson, Marry Emerson, throw Pound off a cliff
10)Shag Sarah Winchester, Marry Kig Ludwig II, throw Emperor Norton I off a cliff

Additions:
Academy Award, Best Actor: Tom Hanks, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis
Academy Award, Best Actress: Katharine Hepburn, Marlee Matlin, Jessica Tandy

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Actor: Marry, Throw off a Cliff, Shag

[incommune.livejournal.com]

Musics: If you have a particular member preference, feel free to speak up ;)

The Metal: Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Dragonforce?
Good Goth!: Type O Negative, Sisters of Mercy, Danzig?
All That Jazz: Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Sarah Vaughan?
Lastly: Kraftwerk, Rammstein, Laibach?

[archway.livejournal.com]

1.I'm sorry, the shagging part made this one tragic. This is not tragic Friday...~S~
2. Adam West- CLIFF, Michael Keaton-MARRY, Christian Bale-SHAG.
3. Britney Spears-CLIFF, Paris Hilton-MARRY, Bai Ling-SHAG.
4.Dan Savage (Savage Love)-CLIFF, Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby)-MARRY, Gustavo Arrelano (Ask a Mexican)-SHAG.
5. Lex Luthor-MARRY, General Zod-SHAG, Bizarro-CLIFF.
6. LiveJournal-MARRY, MySpace-SHAG, Facebook-CLIFF.
7. Eartha Kitt-CLIFF, Michelle Pfeiffer-SHAG, Halle Berry-MARRY.
8. Cher-SHAG, Tina Turner-MARRY, Sophia Loren-CLIFF.
9. Ezra Pound-SHAG, Ralph Waldo Emerson-CLIFF, Emily Dickinson-MARRY.
10. Emperor Norton I (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico)-MARRY, King Ludwig II (Fairy-Tale King of Bavaria)-SHAG, Sarah Winchester (Gun Heiress and Architectural Visionary)-CLIFF.

[royal-spice.livejournal.com]

2. Batmen: throw off a cliff, throw off a cliff, shag then throw off a cliff.

Wait, is that not how this works? :P

Sorry, I was just pissed that Val Kilmer, hottest Batman evAr, was not an option. ;) I've had a thing for him ever since he was Jim Morrison. ^_^

[sagamockingbird.livejournal.com]

The only one I had a strong feeling about was #8.
Tina Turner--shag, often
Sophia Loren--marry and shag every chance I could
Cher--not worth the effort of throwing.