Also, seriously.

[featherynscale]

This is a blanket apology to everyone who has been in contact with me today. I'm like 31 flavors of asshole. Now that I've noticed it, I'm going to try to stop.

EDIT: Not that, you know, it's working, or anything. :(

FURTHER EDIT: And it isn't even Friday! You bastards! I need a nap.

Comments

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I'm like 31 flavors of asshole.

You're just a rimjobber's delight, eh?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I suppose. This inspires new and more awful stupid poll questions...

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

What flavor would you like an asshole to be if you were to take up rimjobbing as a new hobby?

Hrm, there is room for a whole new marketing line using flavored lip gloss.

Even better...

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

Flavored Hemorrhoid Balm!

Re: Even better...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I'm about 97% certain you're not supposed to take that by mouth...

Re: Even better...

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

But it's Minty!

Re: Even better...

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Well there is already flavored motion lotion... which I feel is MUCH more appealing than cherry-flavored Preparation-H

Hey, if an unpoked bung is 'cherry', then what fruit applies to a non-virginal hole?

Dunno about fruit...

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

...but I'd call it 'Pickled'

Re: Dunno about fruit...

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Pickled? I would save that for the elderly, or alcoholics.

Fruit salad came to mind, but that's cheating.

I don't find cherries overly virtuous, so I'm not sure how I would ever determine an unvirtuous fruit. Except for Kumquats perhaps, the fruit looks used, and the name is all innuendo-y.

Re: Dunno about fruit...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Sure, kumquat. They do make your mouth go numb, though. This could either be a selling point or a drawback, depending on your target market.

Re: Dunno about fruit...

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Numbing agent and copious lube... sounds like a good two-shot combo.

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

"31 flavors of asshole"

Great, now I've got this image of these up-turned arses, one after another, behind a glass counter ... and I don't even want to go into where the scoops are parked.

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

In the heated flowing KY-cleaner, of course!

Oversharing?

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

Nothing to do with the rest of the thread, but I am really looking forward to Barbarian Battles tonight. Doesn't seem to matter what I say today or how I say it. Going and beating out some frustrations with other like-minded folks up in Antioch Park just seems like a blessing for the day. Even with the current fuckinginthejungle heat.

Re: Oversharing?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I wish you every joy of it. Barbarian Battles is the foam weapons/no armor one, isn't it? (Considering the heat, I fervently hope so.)

Yes, in fact.

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

Half the people showed up in shorts and sandals due to the heat. My favorite part of the evening was the eight on eight battle lines. Looked like something out of Braveheart. We all had a blast, and I say that in spite of ending up soaked to my knees in sweat and having my ass handed to me many times. Everyone should have a go.

Re: Yes, in fact.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Good show on the perfect boffer costuming +1, black and camo are the international boffer colors. At least until the group discovers heraldry. 8-)

Sorry about the cock-shots... when you scoot your hips back it sort of forms a 'pocket' for the spear. A good alternative is to roll the hips back and to the side, which will deflect the shot into a graze. 8-)

Re: Oversharing?

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

The middle ground being Dagorhir in Grandview (and Antioch park on Sundays?) where it is foam weapons and armor is optional. 8-)

note to self

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

hold fast to rule #2
be strong