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[featherynscale]

triadruid and I had to get up too early this morning. It is the only possible explanation. We're in the car, driving to the office. It's his car, so he gets radio control. He pops in a Danzig tape (our selection of tapes is somewhat limited, since most of us stopped buying tapes circa 1991, but nobody has a car with a CD player. But I digress). He says to me, "Do you mind Danzig in the morning?". I say, "No, not unless I'm hung over. Today is fine."

We ride on, and eventually hit the inevitable Danzig love song. triadruid shakes his head, and says something like, "I have to keep reminding myself that there was a day when Glenn Danzig could have used lines like this and there were any number of girls that would be delighted to go to bed with him." I shrug. "I'd fuck Glenn Danzig," I say, with a certain nonchalance. He gives me The Look. It is a look that can be easily translated as "Dood. That is fucked up.", but the "dood, that is fucked up" is silent. I do the only thing a person can do in that sort of a situation, which is widen my eyes slightly and say "What?" in the tones of injured innocence.

But this alone would not serve, so I have to do the other thing a person can do in that situation, which is post about it on LiveJournal, and seek allies. Hence, today's Stupid Poll.

[Poll #909191]

Comments

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

This is one of those times where my almost total lack of knowledge of most musicians/musical groups becomes a hindrance.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I think he's more in the class of Actual Monster, not quite human, which is sort of not my territory. (this, spoken cheerfully and with affection)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That's probably true. :) I have a regrettable tendency to be all about the monsters. Which, I would like to point out, still does not make me a furry.

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

Yes, but only if circus midgets in satanic makeup were present and and broadcasting it live to youtube, because if you're going to make a spectacle of yourself and do something fundamentally unwise, you might as well have as large an audience as possible.

It's pop-culture, so...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Wikipedia can help (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Danzig).

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

gamera_spinning, for the win. I can support that.

[brandy22kc.livejournal.com]

considering i had to do a google image search cause had no idea who he was...not much the looker reminds me of like vanilla ice or someone from the 80's hair bands ...wich not many of them were very cute anyway

affirm and promote, yo

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say it's regrettable at all. And there's no confusion in my mind about you NOT being a furry. :)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Bah. Virtually everybody from 80s hair bands was cute. It was nearly the only thing they had going for them. You're too young. :-P

too much coffee, that's my excuse

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

If there are gonna be midgets and YouTube, better watch out for diermuid.

Re: too much coffee, that's my excuse

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

diermuid would totally be there for that. He'd be working the lights, or something.

[chayam.livejournal.com]

I don't know much about the guy. I say, why not?

Re: too much coffee, that's my excuse

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I'm good with directing such things. Or as Mik calls it, sexploitation. But that's only if you regret it afterwards.

I have worked lights in Atlantic City. Lights and sound were some of the few gigs a hacker could get before all the Fortune 500's wanted us (and after getting caught pirating.

And only now do I see the irony in my current friends being pirates at times, given that the federal government busted me for piracy almost 20 years ago.

shallow like a paddling pool...

[zylch.livejournal.com]

trying again, apologies if it reposts.

I've never heard his music, have no idea about him, didn't even know what he looked like before going on google image. Given that, sure, I'd fuck him if he looked like he did ten-fifteen years ago.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

You should have put a "who" in the answers, because I don't know who he is.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I assumed anybody who couldn't pick him out of a lineup would choose no, on the grounds that it's probably not a good idea to screw someone you know nothing about.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

I went to the wikpedia link you put in answer to another comment and would say probably not. Then again, I keep having erotic dreams about Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork, that are coming from nowhere and have been bothering my sleep for the last two weeks, so I need to do a psyche cleansing and no think about doing it with anyone.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Geeze, well you're speaking to the now Becky huh? Cause there was a time... back in the day... hah, never mind TMI

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I keep having erotic dreams about Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork

When you say "keep", how often does that imply?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm just trying to apply my rules to the rest of society, which is Doomed To Fail! Don't mind me :)

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

The last two weeks, and I have no idea why, where they are coming from... nada. It's weird and for someone who rarely remembers dreams, to keep having these intense erotic dreams about ... well these people, and then waking them up and being able to recall the dream perfectly like it was a memory more than a dream... eh... never mind, now I sound like I need anti-psychotic drugs or something

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

I totally had it all over Steve Clark of Dep Leppard, for instance. And Izzy Stradlin. And hell, I almost too old. (Please humor me by letting me use the "almost.")

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Just keep your filthy mitts off Davy Jones, though. I'll hafta kill ya.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

nah, short guys never do it for me;> and no one wants poor mickey LOL!

[chayam.livejournal.com]

You weren't banking on my "Why not?"

Have I no morals?

You're right. It's probably not a good idea. But still...