This post was brought to you by the forces of Getting Up Too Early.

[featherynscale]

triadruid and I had to get up too early this morning. It is the only possible explanation. We're in the car, driving to the office. It's his car, so he gets radio control. He pops in a Danzig tape (our selection of tapes is somewhat limited, since most of us stopped buying tapes circa 1991, but nobody has a car with a CD player. But I digress). He says to me, "Do you mind Danzig in the morning?". I say, "No, not unless I'm hung over. Today is fine."

We ride on, and eventually hit the inevitable Danzig love song. triadruid shakes his head, and says something like, "I have to keep reminding myself that there was a day when Glenn Danzig could have used lines like this and there were any number of girls that would be delighted to go to bed with him." I shrug. "I'd fuck Glenn Danzig," I say, with a certain nonchalance. He gives me The Look. It is a look that can be easily translated as "Dood. That is fucked up.", but the "dood, that is fucked up" is silent. I do the only thing a person can do in that sort of a situation, which is widen my eyes slightly and say "What?" in the tones of injured innocence.

But this alone would not serve, so I have to do the other thing a person can do in that situation, which is post about it on LiveJournal, and seek allies. Hence, today's Stupid Poll.

[Poll #909191]

Comments

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I think he's more in the class of Actual Monster, not quite human, which is sort of not my territory. (this, spoken cheerfully and with affection)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That's probably true. :) I have a regrettable tendency to be all about the monsters. Which, I would like to point out, still does not make me a furry.

affirm and promote, yo

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say it's regrettable at all. And there's no confusion in my mind about you NOT being a furry. :)

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

We're talking nearly human-monsters, right? Like deities, demons, angels, those cat-like aliens that are throughout anime and campy-sci-fi, androids...

That sorta thing, right?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Deities, demons, and angels are mostly my turf...(depends on which one's we're talking about)...but we're flexible about it.

She definitely gets anything with tentacles, though.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

And what I mean by "my turf" really only counts when featherynscale and I are divvying things up. The equation changes, depending who else is involved.

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

So, she's the one more likely to become an anime school girl, huh?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

You're going to have to ask her about that, sugar. (grin) Really, nearly ANYONE is more likely than I to become an anime schoolgirl.

Case in point: Discordian New Year

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Me, for example.

Re: Case in point: Discordian New Year

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

And you were hawt, too. Great was your peril in that little plaid skirt.

I remember it fondly.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I've actually been forbidden from wearing an anime schoolgirl outfit on at least one occasion, on the grounds that it was too obscene and likely to cause panic. (It's worth mentioning that the thing I was barred from wearing the schoolgirl outfit to was a Charlesworth party.)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

We share, yo.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

you know, unless we're NOT sharing

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Generally not deities. Deities are bad news in the fucking department.

Demons and angels, though, sure. Androids, absolutely. Catgirls, probably, why not? Umm... tentacle monsters, vampires, werewolves, under-the-bed-monsters, Alan Rickman, wookies, satyrs, you know, monsters in general. Primarily, though, yes, nearly human monsters.