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featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2006-10-19 10:40 am
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Ahem. Temporary Anonymous Zone.

This post is a Temporary Anonymous Zone.

You can make sekrit comments here. Your IP is not logged, and I will not make an attempt to figure out who you are. (Caveat: Unless you tell me that you really feel trapped by your relationship and are struggling to get out but don't know how to do it politely, or that you want to kill your spouse, or something. Then I will want to know if you live in my house. It's a thing.)

Anonymous comments can be about anything you like. People will probably respond.
(Hint: Log Out First.)
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(Anonymous) 2006-10-19 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll sign up for suggestions on how I can mask my writing style so that it's less blatently obvious who I am when I post anonymously, Bob.

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-10-19 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm seeing the next game already: here are three writing samples -- can you identify the writer? :)

When I write to be someone other than me, the first thing I do is drop the double dash -- it's a dead giveaway.

(Anonymous) 2006-10-19 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
If I get rid of the ... I'm good... damn...

A kiss

(Anonymous) 2006-10-19 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You kissed me once and it was a decidedly pleasant thing. I hope one day to repeat the experience.

Re: A kiss

(Anonymous) 2006-10-19 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I have had a small crush on you for a while.

(Anonymous) 2006-10-19 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I have had a small crush on you for a while.

(Anonymous) 2006-10-19 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I will not make an attempt to figure out who you are.

Where's the fun in that? I suppose you just have to wonder. But isn't even wondering an attempt? Not a scientific attempt, however you could use the powers of rationalization, and then the attempt would be slight, but an attempt nonetheless.

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-10-19 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, I make a blanket assumption that the contents of all anonymous posts are true of a selection of people on my list, or maybe even people who aren't on my list at all, and that I would never be able to figure them out even if I wanted to. And then I go on with my day :)

(Anonymous) 2006-10-19 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I tend to think that if I reply with clever comments that you will not be able to ascertain who I am, but then I think, where's the fun in that?

(Anonymous) 2006-10-19 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally want to make with the lustbunnies with you and your honeys.

Not that this would surprise you or your honeys.

I was thwarted!

[identity profile] adammaker.livejournal.com 2006-10-19 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
LJ said:
Your IP address (x.x.2.74) is detected as an open proxy (a common source of spam) so comment access is denied. If you do not believe you're accessing the net through an open proxy, please contact your ISP or this site's tech support to help resolve the problem.
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (am I evil?)

Re: I was thwarted!

[identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com 2006-10-19 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, so now we know Adam was None of the Above... or was he???

Re: I was thwarted!

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-10-20 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
buh-buh-buh-BUNHHHHHH!

Re: I was thwarted!

[identity profile] adammaker.livejournal.com 2006-10-20 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
if I was that sneaky,
you know I could never admit it.

Truly paranoid people NEVER mention that they are paranoid.

Re: I was thwarted!

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-10-20 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. :( Internet demons steal all the fun.

[identity profile] malvito.livejournal.com 2006-10-19 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh baby, Oh baby, drown my eagerly awaiting and appreciative face in the bounty that is your generous bosom, while clawing and groping at my buttocks with a mad fervor.

(Anonymous) 2006-10-19 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Um ... waitaminnit ...

Um ...I AM ANONYMOUS, DAMMIT!!!

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-10-20 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe. You win the thread.

?????

(Anonymous) 2006-10-20 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Can we have a drama free weeek in NOvember, and who is hosting Turkey Day this year?

Re: ?????

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-10-20 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Doubt it, and I'm not sure yet. We're trying to do Turkey Day at Sager House, I think. But no confirmation yet. I think we might be in Iowa or something.

[identity profile] wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com 2006-10-20 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
::Grope::

Bugger, LJ says I'm using an open proxy too, but it's not as though I mind being associated with net-gropings.

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-10-20 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's okay too.

(Anonymous) 2006-10-20 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
In this moment of time I am

Scared
Horny
Exhilerated
Hungry
Sleepy
Thrilled


And I want a tuna fish sandwich dammit. Right now.

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-10-20 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you had an interesting evening...

(Anonymous) 2006-10-22 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Verily, oh Feathery one. Indeed, I gained success in my hunt for a tuna fish sandwich and thus the hunger was satisfied. I slept for a day and the sleepiness was conquered, as well as the fear. So now in this moment of time I am:

Horny
Exhilerated
Thrilled
Acquisitive

Forsooth, all is as it should be with the world.
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