More weirdness

[featherynscale]

So to take a break from the sheer unreasonableness at the office, I walk down the street to the little burger-and-fries cafe that I lunch at a lot. The owner and I chat a bit, then she says to me, "Does your brother come in here?".

I say, "No."

She replies, "Well, then you could pass for your brother."

I say, "That's a neat trick, because I don't have one."

So either I sometimes seem to be a male-type person when I come in, or there's some other poor bastard in Northtown who looks like me. I'd like to believe that it's the former, because it spares the other hypothetical poor bastard some pain, but I know that the best I can do on that score is that when I'm wrapped in 30 pounds of greatkilt, I can pass at 30 feet. So whoever you are, man, I'm sorry.

EDIT: Regrettably, I did not think to ask whether he had a tongue ring.

Comments

[teross50.livejournal.com]

5. She needs a checkup and script change for her vision.
4.She has days where she uses a little more cocking sherry than others.
3.schizo=effective disorder and the voices said some days ("Seee she is a boy".)
2 She does not no how to aks you out and got nervous and asked thre question.
1. Your mother' and sister were part of a Government/Alian experiment , back in the day and you do have a cousin, who looks just like you in a boy suit.
Or I just have way too much time on my hands today, to think this shit up LOL

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Dammit. Why can't I look like me in a boy suit? Stupid Government and Aliens. The Man and The Grey Man are keeping me down.

[teross50.livejournal.com]

Ya baby!!!! dealing with "The Man" .especially those little gray ones can be a bitch. They got no sense of humor. Individualism just ain't in their universe.m and they smoke crack to

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

Have any problems with lost time, inexplicably muddy feet/footwear, or frequent Deja Vu?

I'll not ask about finding bizzarre bits of metal within your person.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Yes, no, and yes.

Please don't ask about finding bizarre bits of metal within my person.

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That's fine with me. The problem is when it tries to get in here.

Also, I can't read your icon. What does it say?

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I need to work on that. It says...

"So I became a Metaphysician"

Perhaps The Gimp will help me clean it up.

[brandy22kc.livejournal.com]

in a way that seems like it would be flattering cause your always saying how you feel like a guy...even for kurs...but i don't see it i could never mistake you for a guy your to pretty i'm sorry

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Heh. Too pretty to be a boy, too ugly to be a girl. I must be some other thing, then. Which is fine by me, but they need to start getting some better words for it.