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featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2005-09-09 10:49 am

Felicitations

Happy Anniversary, [livejournal.com profile] kittenpants and [livejournal.com profile] triadruid!!

Yeah, nothing in Southern etiquette has prepared me for today. And nobody makes cards that are at all appropriate. Maybe Nine Fires could do a "Happy Anniversary to my Partners" card, or something. It's a niche market, but hey. Anyway. Yeah.

[identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com 2005-09-09 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Happy 2/3 Anniversary!

May all three of you have many more happy years!

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2005-09-09 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It's their 100% anniversary -- I don't figure into this math.

[identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com 2005-09-09 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You may do whatever math you choose. The way I see it, 2/3 of you are having an anniversary.

[identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com 2005-09-09 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy Anniversary to all of you, I say. Keeping a marriage together is very difficult, but keeping solid relationships among the three of you is three times as impressive to me. (And I'm not just saying that because I'm all druidy.)

Luck and grace,
N

[identity profile] agrnmn.livejournal.com 2005-09-09 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations and felicitations to any and all who need, it want it, or got nothing better to do. Oh yeah, and ice packs to the fetching man with the grapefruit sized testicles.

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2005-09-09 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, his testicles are hardly grapefruit-sized at all. Yet. We just got home. He is currently reclining in bed with an ice pack.

[identity profile] agrnmn.livejournal.com 2005-09-09 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I know it just feels that way.

[identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com 2005-09-09 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Felicitations all around! Distribute them as you choose.

[identity profile] rio-luna.livejournal.com 2005-09-09 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
i'd buy you drinks but don't know where to forward them.

[identity profile] drummel.livejournal.com 2005-09-10 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
One Big Southern, Congradulations Ya'll!!

[identity profile] matchgirl42.livejournal.com 2005-09-10 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations! And many happy returns, for all. :)

[identity profile] kcwitch.livejournal.com 2005-09-10 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah it has been a year hasn't it? wow...

[identity profile] ysabel.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know of any etiquette in Western culture that covers it.

And yeah, it's so hard to find anything at all appropriate in a card.

(Though one of the ones I gave to Amy on her recent birthday really worked. It said on the front, "I wanted to get you something impractical for your birthday..." and on the inside, "But you already have a husband.")

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What a fabulous card. I read a story the other week about a line of cards for adulterers that said things like "I can't live without you, even if I have to share you"... it's closer, but we're so much less desperate and sneaky, you know?