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featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2005-08-23 10:40 am

Yet more ridiculous meme-things

There have been a lot of these lately, which either means that I'm more easily amused than ever, or that I'm wanting to avoid work more than ever. I sort of like this style, though.

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

If [livejournal.com profile] druidevo and [livejournal.com profile] agrnmn were superheroes, which one would be the sidekick?
[livejournal.com profile] druidevo would be the sidekick. They'd be EvolutionMan and CalcBoy, and together, they'd rid the world of the evils of the Kansas Board of Education. And it would be awesome. But it wouldn't be a Batman-and-Robin sort of thing, because [livejournal.com profile] druidevo would wear pants.
What would the minions of [livejournal.com profile] tsninja's army look like?
Thousands upon thousands of ninja baboons, armed with empty bottles of vodka.
Why did [livejournal.com profile] dubhtaobh cross the road?
To get to the flogger and ball gag?
What is [livejournal.com profile] 8elements's religion?
Lizism.
What habit does [livejournal.com profile] womanofsalt have that you think they should give up?
None at all. We love [livejournal.com profile] womanofsalt for her alarming habits. And her mad swearing ability.
What's the last thing you said to [livejournal.com profile] iron_clad?
Ummm.... Actually said? I don't recall. I bet it was something like, "Hey there, sailor". (Or not.)
What is [livejournal.com profile] fionnabhar allergic to?
Apples! And other juice that says it isn't apple juice but secretly is.
Where did [livejournal.com profile] adammaker leave the remote?
He should check under the pile of textbooks.
Did [livejournal.com profile] teross50 steal the cookie from the cookie jar?
Nope. He talked the guardian of the cookie jar into stealing the cookie and giving it to him, instead. He acquired the bottle of single malt scotch much in the same way.
What would [livejournal.com profile] leiandra and [livejournal.com profile] raginsouthasian inherit from [livejournal.com profile] deskdiva's will?
A prosperous and respected opera company grieving for the loss of its star soprano/business manager, perhaps.

This is by [livejournal.com profile] heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

[identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe... Lizism...

Did teross50 steal the cookie from the cookie jar?

[identity profile] teross50.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Elementary dear Watson,

I like how you know me xoxoxox

[identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm rather upset that the other quetionnaire has died the death of inadequate bandwidth. I was looking forward to doing it after meeting you people.

:(

bandwidth

[identity profile] rfunk.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Mark your calendars: Only 9 days until a new month's worth of bandwidth!

Re: bandwidth

[identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that how it works with that host? I'm afraid I've been spoiled by having free, unlimited web space and bandwidth; I don't know how the internet works for other people.

Re: bandwidth

[identity profile] rfunk.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know about that one in particular, but that's how it normally works with commercial hosting.

Re: bandwidth

[identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool, thank you.

Superheros!

[identity profile] agrnmn.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we be more vigilante rather than good guy types? It'd be quicker, easier, messier and more fun that way.

Re: Superheros!

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, you may. But I'm afraid you'll have to wear a lot more black latex if you're going to do it like that.

Re: Superheros!

[identity profile] agrnmn.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd be afraid of me in black latex? Sweet!

Re: Superheros!

[identity profile] opaljax.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Funny, I'm not scared of you in black latex. I'm strangely attracted. :D

Re: Superheros!

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. No, not really. But I could pretend to be, if it would get you in black latex.