Stubborn

I talked to my mother for like 30 seconds this morning. She is not going to evacuate, despite the fact that it looks like Frances is headed right for them. Despite the fact that they started pulling boats out of Mayport this morning. It runs in my family, the stubbornness. In her old house, I wouldn't have worried, but now they live *right on the river*. So that's fun.

Stubborn

I talked to my mother for like 30 seconds this morning. She is not going to evacuate, despite the fact that it looks like Frances is headed right for them. Despite the fact that they started pulling boats out of Mayport this morning. It runs in my family, the stubbornness. In her old house, I wouldn't have worried, but now they live *right on the river*. So that's fun.

Further Dispatches from Standards and Measures

It's official. Per JJ, my co-worker, the following standards of counting apply:

1 of something is "one"
2 or 3 are "a couple"
4 or 5 are "several"
and more than 5 are "numerous".

Please implement as soon as possible.

Further Dispatches from Standards and Measures

It's official. Per JJ, my co-worker, the following standards of counting apply:

1 of something is "one"
2 or 3 are "a couple"
4 or 5 are "several"
and more than 5 are "numerous".

Please implement as soon as possible.