Candy Dishonor

[featherynscale]

I just ruined a pan of perfectly good chocolate by adding butter to it instead of shortening. D'oh.

Take my pans from me. I have forgotten the faces of my fathers: Willy Wonka, Russel Stover, mysterious Mr. Whitman. I'd cover my shame in caramel, but the brown sugar's gone off, and I can't find the rum.

Comments

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. We have plenty of shortening, brown sugar and rum...even though we all know my husband didn't marry me for my cooking. You're welcome to come fetch whatever you need.

[teross50.livejournal.com]

after due pennance You will be forgiven my child It is good of you to confess your sins
Yo sugar You still a hell of a great baker and cook