Help a ninja out, wouldja?

[featherynscale]

General question to the ether: kelafein is looking for a bumper sticker that reads "A Sexually Satisfied Ninja is Less Likely to Attack You" - we know they exist, for we have all seen them, on a website, somewhere. However, he can't now find it, and lo, I have googled, and I can't find it either. Does anybody know where to get these?
It would be oh so lovely if you could assist kelafein in advertising his safety precautions.
Brought to you by the Council for Pirate-Ninja Relations.

Comments

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Wow. If Northern Sun wouldn't have it, then I don't know who would. I wonder if we could get it custom-made through Cafe Press. Barring that, after yesterday's engineering discussions, I'm sure we could figure out how to make one...

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Northern sun definitely doesn't. The annoying thing is, I think I've seen the site but it's out of my History folder now and I didn't bookmark it.

This comment has been brought to you by the need to avoid Manhattan. I think I can viably slack off for about an hour yet...

Viably Slackitatious

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

That's your new pirate name now, darling. Via for short.

There's a place online that makes them for ya, if you can't find 'em.

[hotokegi.livejournal.com]

http://www.isitfast.com/bumper_stickers.htm

To help if possible:

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

It was something like cheapstickers.com or the like, but I can't find it now...and it's also gone from all visible archives of bisexual_world where it got spammed to me in the first place...

Oh look, map's done..

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

try http://azuregreen.com