Witness

[featherynscale]

When I die, lexpendragon gets my brain. I have already informed him that he may have to scrape it off a windshield. He is down with that.

The rest of you LJ-peeps are now in charge of guarding my brain when I kick the proverbial bucket, and keeping any brain-vultures, zombies, mad scientists and other disreputable types from stealing it before lexpendragon gets there. Can I count on you for that?

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

What about the weasels? They would seem to require some type of specialized anti-weasel security.

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Damn! I wasn't fast enough.

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Wait... what?

Don't I get a say in this? It is my brain, too, innit?

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

lexpendragon definitely gets to be the custodian of the brain, but I respectfully request the opportunity to connect it to a loudspeaker (or some sweet crazy superscience sound system) and keep you up on current events, issues of the Weekly World News or engage in mad discussions.

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

I'm inclined to just poke it with a stick and see if ritual ideas manifest.