The Winter Avarice List Meme

[featherynscale]

Don't look at me. capriciouslass started it.

Make a post that contains your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fun ("I'd love a Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
- If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.
- Also, you might post some version of these guidelines in your LJ so that the holiday joy will spread.


All I want for the festival of Winter Avarice (and good cheer) is:
1. Winter Bazaar to be over. (Granted already! Look at that.)
2. For everyone in my household to be employed in some way that involves income, and that they really enjoy doing, so that none of us might dread our work.
3. The lion tattoo I've been working on collecting funding for.
4. People I know to generally be willing to believe that everything in the world is not set out specifically to harm or upset them.
5. No snow.
6. Hemoglobin.
7. The Five Fists of Science.
8. For my parents to ship me the damned bedframe we've been talking about since August.
9. A bottle of good Scotch.
10. Occasional declarations of love and dirty poetry to be sent my way.

Comments

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Dirty poetry sounds kinda fun.

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

What is it with you people? You ask for dirty poetry, somebody says "There once was a man from Nantucket." I think we can do better than that. I mean, even at the level of limericks, I probably know 30 that are rude and not about the Man from Nantucket, just off the top of my head. Some points for the inexplicable Mexican penis, though.

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

He's Italian.
I cut him off the label for some breadsticks at a restaurant and took him home to scan, because it was just so...
Well, you can see.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I have full faith in your abilities in that department.

You asked for it:

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

Hands sliding slowly over her hips
A quiet wish, lingering on her lips
I make her wait, pausing, as I tease,
My will is strong, until she whispers, "please."
Pulling forward, our bodies join
like two sides of the same coin

....And that's as far as I can get at work, trying to use rhyming couplets, while being distracted by phone calls.

[karinablack.livejournal.com]

...Hemoglobin?

Hungry?
o_O

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Naw, anemic.