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featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2003-06-26 12:32 pm

Bad joke of the day...


At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphic calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.