This cracked me the eff up

[featherynscale]

I died in the Dungeon of Featherynscale

I was killed in a candlelit burial chamber by Nfin8ndefn8 the giant spider, whilst carrying...

the Axe of Pirates, the Shield of Wolfshaman, the Shield of Sannion, the Amulet of Capriciouslass, a Figurine of Triadruid, a Figurine of Wolfieboy, the Sceptre of Ravynnfyr, the Sword of Drummel, a Figurine of Cynthiaweb, the Axe of Seantaclaus, the Wand of Honey and 151 gold pieces.

Score: 175

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Somewhere in here, wooden signs warned of not breeding, I heard the sound of meaningless debates in the distance, and bones were arrayed in the shape of game theory. :)

Comments

How sad is this...

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

I killed myself!!

I died in the Dungeon of Featherynscale

I was killed in an octagonal cellar by Wildnsquirrelly the cockatrice, whilst carrying...

the Sceptre of Dougie Hausermd, the Crown of Khoiropsalas, the Crown of Niveus Tigris and 50 gold pieces.

Score: 112

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But in better news...

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

My monkey beats yours!

wildnsquirrelly is a Mushroom-Eating Fez Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 3.9 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat wildnsquirrelly, enter your name:

figurines

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

I have to wonder if the wolfieboy figurine was wearing shoes...

You could get lost...

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

in the dungeons of wicked_wish or ghastlycomic. They're gi-normous!

Hee!!!!

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

I died in the Dungeon of Featherynscale

I was killed in a fire-ravaged laboratory by Saffronhare the fire elemental, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Niveus Tigris, the Sceptre of Tryst Inn, a Figurine of Cynthiaweb, the Sword of Drummel, a Figurine of Jadewaterflame, the Dagger of Mesniu, the Axe of Pirates, the Sword of Liquidfun, the Armour of Kellesparta, a Figurine of Wolfieboy, the Sceptre of Ravynnfyr, a Figurine of Triadruid, the Amulet of Capriciouslass and 55 gold pieces.

Score: 202

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