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featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2006-02-17 09:21 am
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Went over to [livejournal.com profile] saffronhare's for a bit last night to do some ritual planning and watch some figure skating. It works out that way, sometimes. First, we talk about how we're going to break people, then, you know, some classical music and artistic jumps and spins.

Somehow, during the ritual planning, we managed to invent a new god. KD, who doesn't have a terribly strong background in Irish myth, was trying to come up with the name of Manannan mac Lir, but didn't quite make it. What she did come up with was Mac mac Laren. We figure he's the god of soccer. Not so much a gatekeeper, but maybe a goalkeeper.

And then, skating. I haven't seen much of the Olympics this time, owing to the fact that the EHQ television set is not hooked up to the outside world (and that the games are not being shown on the BBC America, which we somehow miraculously get). So it was lovely to get to catch some of the competition at Saff's house. And men's long program, even. Now, I don't know a damned thing about figure skating. I can't even really figure out how anybody tells how many times they spin in the air, or what the difference is between a triple toe and a triple loop, or any of that. The announcers last night were all over everybody's lack of choreography and such, and had there not been discussion of that, I'd never have noticed. To me, it more or less looks like everybody just wings about the ice, and then sort of randomly jumps or spins, sometimes accompanying the action with some dramatic gesturing. I couldn't tell a good program from a bad to save my life, and how they score the damned thing is utterly beyond me.

That being said, I enjoyed the program very much. Because hey, I may not know the sport, but I know what I like. And one of the things I like is slender, well-built men in clingy androgynous costuming. Particularly the American fellow, Weir, and the Japanese fellow, Takahashi. They apparently didn't do all that well. Couldn't have proved it by me. Of course, they're all like 19. I guess that makes me a dirty old man. Ah, well.

In other news,
King Cake!
(recipe courtesy of nutrias.org)
Dough Ingredients:

4 packages active dry yeast
1/2 cup lukewarm water (110-115 degrees F)
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoon salt
1/2 cup cold milk
1 cup plain or vanilla yoghurt
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 egg yolks, lightly beaten
1 stick butter or margarine
5-6 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

Filling Ingredients:

1 stick butter or margarine, melted
2 cups granulated sugar
3 tablespoons ground cinnamon
2 dried bean, shelled pecans, or naked plastic babies

Icing Ingredients:

3 tablespoons soft butter or margarine
4 cups confectioners sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla or almond extract
4-6 tablespoons milk

Directions:
Combine the yeast, 1/2 of the sugar, and the lukewarm water in a very large bowl, stir well and set aside for a few minutes until the mixture swells slightly and small bubbles appear on the surface. Stir in the remaining sugar, milk, yoghurt, lemon juice, vanilla, and salt. Mix well. Add egg yolks and mix again.

In another bowl, work the butter/margarine into 5 cups of the flour.

Add the flour-butter/margarine mixture to the yeast mixture a cup at a time, mixing well after each cup is added. Begin to knead in the bowl, adding more flour if necessary to make a smooth, elastic dough. Turn out onto a lightly floured surface and knead about 5 minutes, adding more flour if the dough is still sticky.

Shape the dough into a ball and place in a bowl which has been buttered or sprayed with a no-stick spray. Cover and let stand in a warm place until dough doubles in size.

Punch dough down and divide in half. Roll each half on a lightly floured surface into a rectangle about 8 x 14 inches. Brush each rectangle with 1/2 stick of melted butter or margarine. Combine the sugar and cinnamon and sprinkle 1/2 of the mixture over each rectangle. Roll up from the wide end, as you would a jelly roll, inserting one of the dried beans, pecans, or naked babies along the way. Press the ends of the dough together and stretch the roll into an oval about 14 inches long. Place on a greased/sprayed cookie sheet and allow to rise in a warm place for about 45 minutes.

Bake in a preheated 350F oven for about 35-45 minutes until the cakes are golden brown and sound hollow when tapped with the fingers. Remove from the oven and cool for 30 minutes.

Beat the butter or margarine until softened. Add confectioner's sugar and vanilla and continue to beat, gradually adding milk until a glaze consistency is achieved. Use half of the icing on each cake.

Spread the icing evenly over each cake and decorate immediately with granulated sugar that has been rendered purple, green and gold with food coloring, making alternating bands of color.





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[identity profile] sxypaganmom.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds totally fabulous, lots of work, but great non the less. let me know how it comes out. may have to try it sometime when i have time.

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
This will make two cakes (all king cake recipes in the world make two cakes, it is apparently some sort of obscure blasphemy to make only one), so one of them should be able to wander into the office. :)

[identity profile] sxypaganmom.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
wandering is never a bad thing :)

Disney's "Pagans on ice"

[identity profile] gamera-spinning.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
to do some ritual planning and watch some figure skating

I saw that and suddenly all I could think of was watchign someone perform a ritual on ice while skating. Y'know, that might be pretty interesting.

Re: Disney's "Pagans on ice"

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you could totally get Johnny Weir to do that. He was on the interviews all about his aura after yesterday's event.

[identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for indulging my irrational obsession with figure skating. I don't analyze...I just adore.

Anyway, I sent you a couple of links to Philippe Candeloro, who is one of my all-time favorite performers. Did you know he's got a long program that's all Braveheart?! He even wears a kilt! For jumping and spinning! (le sigh) He's very much not androgynous, but a tremendously fun person to watch perform, and his jumping was always HUGE. (hee)

Also, why for are you making King Cake?

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw those links. I have no memory of ever having seen the man before, which can only mean that I haven't, because as I once said to [livejournal.com profile] iron_clad, if I'd seen that before, I'd have remembered.

And there is also room in my fantasy world for men who are unquestionably male, provided that they will generally wear their hair long and from time to time wear kilts. Therefore, he qualifies. :)

And King Cake is for Mardi Gras.

[identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ooooh. Yummy. And the King Cake, too. (wondering if I can find myself a Candeloro icon today)

[identity profile] infintysquared.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow, during the ritual planning, we managed to invent a new god. KD, who doesn't have a terribly strong background in Irish myth, was trying to come up with the name of Manannan mac Lir, but didn't quite make it. What she did come up with was Mac mac Laren. We figure he's the god of soccer. Not so much a gatekeeper, but maybe a goalkeeper.

Stolen and reposted because there are enough people in my own friends list who will appreciate this inanity.

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That's cool, because you know, the gods belong to everybody, even the ones we just made up. ;)

[identity profile] infintysquared.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Or we could just go the Michael Valentine Smith route and play the Thou Art God game.

Though that usually ends up with a really crowded pantheon and not enough worshipers from below.

[identity profile] beccak1961.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You are talking about your new MacGod and I'm picturing him with orange hair and clown shoes. I'm sorry, I'm going to burn in hell, or fry oil, or something, huh?

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Hard to say. We have yet to determine whether or not he's a vengeful god. We'll keep you posted.

[identity profile] lordkalkin.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I miss king cake. Please let me know how it turns out so I can live vicariously through you.

Are you putting in a baby?

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Will do. It's not that hard to make though (if it were, I wouldn't be able to manage it).

I'm not sure about the baby. I think last time I put in a polished stone, which would probably be what I would put in these, if I were going to put anything in them (I have polished stones, but plastic babies would require a special trip to... wherever it is that you get plastic babies). I don't know that I will, though. None of the baby traditions that I'm aware of seem very relevant, you know? If I could think of something interesting to go with the baby, I would do it.

[identity profile] catvincent.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
The alternative would be the secret ingrediants of Uncle Fester's Cakes of Light... i.e. semen and menstrual blood.

Just saying...

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Naw, man. It's a dessert, which is already sacramental enough. B'sides, I have a hard enough time getting people to eat my cooking without getting all TOPY all over it.

[identity profile] infintysquared.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, she already has enough lovers. Save that for the desperate ones.

Y'know, the vast majority of lonely boys hanging onto alternative religion in hopes of finding "somebody different, just like me."

[identity profile] matchgirl42.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
*blink blink blink*

Um...uh.




Okay then. I think I'll wander back over to my corner and continue to mind my own business, then.

[identity profile] lordkalkin.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea where to get the babies, either. They just come in just about every king cake back home (unless the bakery has gotten uptight about kids swallowing them, in which case you have to put it in yourself, which is less fun). Usually, the person who gets the baby buys the next week's cake (leading to a large tradition of waiting until it's found to have a slice). However, since you're baking them yourself, I imagine it's unlikely someone will want to bake one for the next week. Maybe it could just be a "get the baby buy the booze" situation?

[identity profile] catvincent.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Bear in mind that Newage (yes, rhymes with 'sewage') writer, right-wing conspiracy nut and self-deluding claimer-of-deity David Icke started out as a goalie...

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-02-17 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Yeah, we pronounce new age like that, too.

[identity profile] capriciouslass.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
If I should make a move to eat any of the cake, should I be in its vicinity, please stop me. King Cakes and I don't get along (the almond thing).

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Check. Though, more than likely, there won't be any almond extract in it, since I don't think I have any, and I'm not wild enough about it to go get any just for this. I will certainly either keep you away from the cake, or alert you that the cake is safe, though, as the case may be.