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Spam poetry: Phagocyte Referendum

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Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 09:34:46 -0800
From: St. Walter Clinic <czvov@rockynet.com>
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Again, my spam is never this verbose or mind numbingly intersting... I usually just get Bart Simpson in nudie poses.

I don't get stuff like this all the time - but if I bother opening it and it's something like this, I save it. Note the date stamps on these three.

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Spam poetry: Phagocyte Referendum

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