featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2005-12-06 11:00 am

Spam poetry: Phagocyte Referendum

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Part I

[identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 19:15:53 -0800
From: St. Forrest Clinic <crgxwogsrcncax@colossus.net>
To: info@greek2me.com
Subject: Get your hookup on Tadalafil

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. No one can earn a million dollars honestly. Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. Dancing is silent poetry. I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. We have art to save ourselves from the truth. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. Everything has been figured out, except how to live. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Part II

[identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Who so loves believes the impossible. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Give me a museum and I'll fill it. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. I'll sleep when I'm dead. If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless. His ignorance is encyclopedic The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? The quality of the moment is more important than the number of our days. Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. It's kind of fun to do the impossible. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. When ideas fail, words come in very handy. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. A witty saying proves nothing.

Part III

[identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
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