More things that aren't as funny to say when they know you don't legitimately posess a penis

[featherynscale]

From BBSpot's Top 11 Geek Pickup Lines:

I've got better uptime than BSD.

Comments

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

could be talking about nipples or other female erectile tissue....

(yum)

Never Underestimate

[ottercat.livejournal.com]

the staying power of silicone and a harness ;-)

Re: Never Underestimate

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I suppose technically, that's true.