Now this is fun.

If my life were a film, who do you think would play the main parts and who would direct?

note: As noted by druidevo, this is not which actor do these folk most look like, but who could most likely pull off playing them.

Now this is fun.

If my life were a film, who do you think would play the main parts and who would direct?

note: As noted by druidevo, this is not which actor do these folk most look like, but who could most likely pull off playing them.

EHQ Update

We started the tear-down process on the back fence on Saturday. ES and zylch were kind enough to give a hand with board-pulling, but there's still approximately an Imperial mile of fence to be pulled. Not to mention the whole putting-the-fence-back-together part.

While engaged in this destruction, we encountered a loose dog, a German Shepard bitch that had been out roaming the neighborhood. We put her on a tie-chain and fed her, and spent the next hour or so trying to find her owner, as she had no tags. Just as ES and I were returning from the HenFresh up the road, where we had cleverly posted a "Found Dog" flyer, the owner pulled up in a van and collected her. We were pleased that she made it home, but somewhat disappointed that we didn't get to keep her. The general sentiment around the house is that it would be lovely to adopt a GSD mix of some sort when the fence is done.

Also, despite the rain last night, there is no water in the Den of Iniquity. There has not been any water in the Den of Iniquity since zylch opened the wall, even though it has rained a number of times. Current hypothesis: it behaves better when you're looking at it.

EHQ Update

We started the tear-down process on the back fence on Saturday. ES and zylch were kind enough to give a hand with board-pulling, but there's still approximately an Imperial mile of fence to be pulled. Not to mention the whole putting-the-fence-back-together part.

While engaged in this destruction, we encountered a loose dog, a German Shepard bitch that had been out roaming the neighborhood. We put her on a tie-chain and fed her, and spent the next hour or so trying to find her owner, as she had no tags. Just as ES and I were returning from the HenFresh up the road, where we had cleverly posted a "Found Dog" flyer, the owner pulled up in a van and collected her. We were pleased that she made it home, but somewhat disappointed that we didn't get to keep her. The general sentiment around the house is that it would be lovely to adopt a GSD mix of some sort when the fence is done.

Also, despite the rain last night, there is no water in the Den of Iniquity. There has not been any water in the Den of Iniquity since zylch opened the wall, even though it has rained a number of times. Current hypothesis: it behaves better when you're looking at it.

Strange things I've been paid to do

In more or less chronological order:
- cashier (several)
- babysitter
- telephone sales
- receptionist/intake for a youth home
- customer service for a shopping center
- feature writer for campus magazines
- costume model
- haunted house performer
- retail sales at a science/nature shop
- contributing writer to a now-defunct gaming magazine
- tape monkey (running backups for a large insurer)
- screen-printer's assistant
- office assistant
- receptionist, which eventually became exec assistant/accountant
- stage manager for several productions
- pretend patient for med school testing
- office manager for crazy PR firm
- exec assistant (current)

I think I'm missing something somewhere...

Strange things I've been paid to do

In more or less chronological order:
- cashier (several)
- babysitter
- telephone sales
- receptionist/intake for a youth home
- customer service for a shopping center
- feature writer for campus magazines
- costume model
- haunted house performer
- retail sales at a science/nature shop
- contributing writer to a now-defunct gaming magazine
- tape monkey (running backups for a large insurer)
- screen-printer's assistant
- office assistant
- receptionist, which eventually became exec assistant/accountant
- stage manager for several productions
- pretend patient for med school testing
- office manager for crazy PR firm
- exec assistant (current)

I think I'm missing something somewhere...