Cheese, random friends, and nosybitchery

[featherynscale]

Life is better with cheese. I just had a lovely cheese and fruit lunch and am feeling much more optimistic about the universe in general. Which means, if we are subjectivists (and I am, but I don't know for sure about you), that my experience of the universe in general should improve. In any case, my toe is not hurting at the moment, and there was brie and roquefort and apples and raspberries, which is a good start.

Also, I've been friended by a random Kansas City person called sirvinegar, of whom I immediately approve, because not only does he have something against Ann Coulter, but also he claims to get better at darts the drunker he gets. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one in the world for whom alcohol increases dexterity. I am now a member of a small subculture with sirvinegar and Dr. Johnny Fever.

Finally, a question:
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Comments

[cameellie.livejournal.com]

Ann Coulter annoys me. She is a frustrated dominatrix who lashes and slashes with words and accusations the way an honest Domme would brandish a whip. She needs to come out of her closet and admit that she wants to humiliate men and eat children and puppies. She should amass willing subs rather than hijack people whose opinions differ from hers for her domination fantasies. I have no respect for her. If you want to read a salty right-wing broad, read Florence King.

[sirvinegar.livejournal.com]

I will also agree with you that life is better with cheese. However, there is no amout on cheese that I can ingest that will make Mrs. Coulter seem better, so we must admit that cheese cannot solve all of our problems.

And I forget - drinking makes me a better bowler, as well. My average jumps up at least twenty points after the first beer. Not so much after that, though.

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Everyone who plays pool knows that beer helps.

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

yes, I remember Fever gettign more dextrous the drunker he became. I took full advantge of the tacit consent to indulge in goofy substances from him.

More Ann Coulter anti-fans, delightful.