Question of the day

[featherynscale]

Please respond to the question below to the best of your personal ability.

Where are my pants?

Thank you for your support.

EDIT: I am, of course, primarily interested in the pants that I couldn't find this morning, and are therefore not on my lower half at this moment. However, if you want to tell me where *your* pants are, I suppose that's just as good.

Comments

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

If they are not on you, then I assume that those were your pants that the Galgarog had in its mouth as it was running by. Are you okay? They have really sharp teeth, and usually don't leave their targets very intact!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

No, I'm fine... it must have gotten them out of the laundry. I knew we should have boarded up that galgarog-sized hole in the basement wall...

Is that his name?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

That was going to be my suggestion, that the cat absconded with your pants as an offering to the Hob Under the Stairs.

Re: Is that his name?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

*shrug*
I thought it was Norman. Or Neville. But I suppose if he wants to be called Galgarog, that's okay by me too.

Re: Is that his name?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Nargolog may be closer. I haven't asked yet (it's On The List™).

Re: pants

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Uhm.

Err.

I don't know. I'm too lost in thoughts of you not having pants...

Re: pants

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You're a dirty-minded man, you know that?
(And that's one of the reasons why I like you)

Re: pants

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Do you know how utterly charmed I am that you seem to end many of your comments to me with that last sentence? *swoon*

[teross50.livejournal.com]

I do not know, Damn the bastard that stole them The lucky bastard Damn him!!! Mount up boys form a posse, She has lost her pants

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Mount up boys

You always have the best ideas, darlin' :-D

[teross50.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmm ;-D Ah shucks mam (blush) I do my best I reckon?
Black, man astride white horse tips his hat Rides off into the sunset

Dejavu

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

That depends, when you say "my pants", do you mean the pants that would often be found on me (liquidfun) or on you (featherynscale)?

Oh, wait, the answers the same either way, both are tangled in a heap on the floor ...

... oh, wait, that's only in that dream the other day.

Um.

Never mind.

_{Never answer one of these questions on n-cans of caffeinated soda (where n exceeds any sane number)}

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Sure. Blame the chemical imbalance :-P
BTW, your new icon suits you much better, I think.

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations ...

Professor Snape is just way too much fun!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I dig him. Not to mention that Alan Rickman is a pretty damned sexy monster, if you like monsters. (I liked him a lot in Dogma.... sort of a friendly monster there).

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Not to mention that Alan Rickman is a...

I told you not to mention that!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Dammit. I knew somebody told me not to mention that, but I'd forgotten it was you. Anything else I'm not supposed to mention?

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm not allowed to tell you what, though.

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

They're right here, in Seattle.

Come get them, won't you?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Damn you, Seattle, Eater of Pants!

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, they haven't been et.

Yet.

Don't go giving us ideas.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that when most people are looking to add fiber to their diets, cotton and linen are not their first choices...

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting I need more fiber in my diet?

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

That depends ... in this case, the desert may well make up for the blandness of the main course.

_{Whoa, that's two gutter replies to one entry ... I think my mood must be improving}

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

*dessert

Re: odd diets, Seattle

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Hey, if it would get you to visit Seattle, I'd be willing to add cotton and linen to my diet.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Your pants have a phone now, don't they? I could just call them, and ask them where they are...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Heh-heh. Heh-heh. Buzz my pants. Heh-heh.

(I am never going to make it until 5:00 today - the brain is much too silly, and there has been entirely too much coffee. And I use the word 'coffee' very, very loosely.)

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Could you describe the pants?

No no... color is no good... tell me what they smellll llllike.... ::weird giggling::

It's not the caffiene, it's gotta be the planetary alignment or something.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

your pants are under your bed. wait! maybe they are under MY bed! LOL!!

Begin Outer Limits episode...

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

We have the pants. Bring us the Marshmallow Peeps, and they will be returned unharmed.

Fail, and we put them in the microwave with the Twinkies in the pockets, THEN return them.

Re: Begin Outer Limits episode...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Dude. Ew.

PANTS?? You don't need no stinking PANTS !!

[orcjohn.livejournal.com]

You don't need pants.. You're going to Heartland *grin*.

Re: PANTS?? You don't need no stinking PANTS !!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Right! Good call.

No, wait. Still need pants - two more workdays to get through.