featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (black spiral crow)
featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2003-11-25 02:42 pm

MomTracker

Time of call: 33 minutes, 17 seconds.
Questions about love life: 7*.
New tactics introduced: "Do your friends ever try to set you up with anybody?" "Do your roommates work with anybody you'd want to date?"
Pleas for grandchildren: 1.
Response to denial re grandchildren: "Oh, everybody says that until they find Mr. Right."
Implications that I'm wasting my life: 3.
Questions about job: 0**.

* - Record High.
** - Record Low.