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featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2003-06-02 04:41 pm

Out of context quotes of the day:

"Why can't monsters get along with other monsters?" - seen in advert for diner specials sign in ReadyMade Magazine

"Anyone who fails to comprehend this now desperately needs to take a refresher course in Basic Distinctions Between One's Ass and a Hole in the Ground." - Tom Tomorrow, This Modern World