I believe he's saying that Johnny Depp is one of the few ways to turn our normal featherynscale into a squeeing, swooning fangirl.
ION - I totally agree. Holy I want that cast in my bedroom! Now!! Batman! I'll even give you first dibs on JD & take your sloppy seconds if I get the first shot at Alan Rickman.
Re: Johnny Depp
ION - I totally agree. Holy I want that cast in my bedroom! Now!! Batman! I'll even give you first dibs on JD & take your sloppy seconds if I get the first shot at Alan Rickman.