Time has not aged him well, or there are some crazy Photoshops on Google Images... so my condition is back in the 90's, for starters. I'm not sure what to do about the 'tude'. Gagging him cuts off the voice, which is one of the only real things he has going for him...maybe he has to actually sing the whole time, no spoken words? Hmm.
More of a "Maybe, if..."