Grumbling

[featherynscale]

It seems there is a creature in the walls. A distinct scratching noise is emanating from the wall between the Den of Iniquity and the Hall of Laundry and Entry. The cat is monitoring the situation closely. What the hell do you do about creatures in the walls? I hope it can get itself out, because I can't get it out. Failing that, I hope it is a large bug and not a mouse or a small rat, because I can't get it out, and bugs hardly ever smell when they die. Failing that, I forsee a season of sleeping on the couch.

Bah.

Comments

Well, that seemed unlikely.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Alrighty then. I stand corrected. The 3rd Edition Monster Manual is, in fact, an accurate guide to wildlife.

is it?

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

does it have a Field Guide to Orcs?

Re: is it?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

It did, but the pencil sketches kept getting blood on them...