Grumbling

[featherynscale]

It seems there is a creature in the walls. A distinct scratching noise is emanating from the wall between the Den of Iniquity and the Hall of Laundry and Entry. The cat is monitoring the situation closely. What the hell do you do about creatures in the walls? I hope it can get itself out, because I can't get it out. Failing that, I hope it is a large bug and not a mouse or a small rat, because I can't get it out, and bugs hardly ever smell when they die. Failing that, I forsee a season of sleeping on the couch.

Bah.

Comments

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

remmeber--pillage THEN burn.

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to sow the earth with salt afterwards.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Note to self: add salt to grocery list.

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

i wasn't going that far. i'm an eco-femynyst.

(my wymyn-posytyve nature makes me substytute the phallic 'i' for the more vulval y. the I is so phallic with its nasty dot implying the tyranny of the male gaze and the money shot. whereas y's have a lovely receptive opening before leading into the dark fertile matric of what lies below the sentence)

we were talking about burning and pillaging, right. perhaps we should go back to that...

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I really want a button that says, "Up your vulva with gynocentrism."

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

One day I'll get those printed. As soon as I remember that I want to at the same time that I have the extra money to. This has not yet occurred.

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Talk to your local struggling publishing company...

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

For around $150, Badge-A-Minit will sell you, me, someone, a wonderful button maker and throw in a metric buttload of button guts. I bet we could sell five metric-buttloads at the Bazaar next year. I've printed them on WordPerfect in a two-inch round text box with graphics and cool fonts. That was back when I had access to one. I'd go in with some folks to purchase a group one if that seemed feasible.

Oops. The link.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

http://www.badgeaminit.com/benchpresskits.html

Re: Oops. The link.

[druidevo.livejournal.com]

Deal, email me.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

/in.

So very /in.

that's great!!

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

i want one of those buttons too!!