Plaaaaagggguuee.... plaaaaaaggggue.

Apparently, I'm not going to recover from the flu, I'm just going to turn into some sort of shambling plague zombie, and wander about a post-apocalyptic wasteland groaning and searching for fresh brains, warm tea, and tylenol. You will know that I have become a plague zombie because I'll be out of the house but still in my bathrobe. So, if you see me lurching down your street in a bathrobe making imploring pill-bottle gestures, just go ahead and knock off my head with a cricket bat. Don't hesitate, don't recall the friend you once had, just go ahead and dispatch me. It's always the sentimentality that does them in in the movies.

Plaaaaagggguuee.... plaaaaaaggggue.

Apparently, I'm not going to recover from the flu, I'm just going to turn into some sort of shambling plague zombie, and wander about a post-apocalyptic wasteland groaning and searching for fresh brains, warm tea, and tylenol. You will know that I have become a plague zombie because I'll be out of the house but still in my bathrobe. So, if you see me lurching down your street in a bathrobe making imploring pill-bottle gestures, just go ahead and knock off my head with a cricket bat. Don't hesitate, don't recall the friend you once had, just go ahead and dispatch me. It's always the sentimentality that does them in in the movies.