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Someone in the lunch room at my office today said, in what appeared to be perfect seriousness, "Evolution can't be true. If evolution were true, then why are there still monkeys?". And then, to my horror, everyone else sitting at the table agreed that that was a good point.

They noticed me staring. It would have been hard not to. They looked over. I said, "It's true, then, what they say about science education in Kansas being sorely lacking."

And then I went on with my lunch and my book, which, scoring a point for irony, is about dinosaurs pretending to be human in modern-day New York.

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Someone in the lunch room at my office today said, in what appeared to be perfect seriousness, "Evolution can't be true. If evolution were true, then why are there still monkeys?". And then, to my horror, everyone else sitting at the table agreed that that was a good point.

They noticed me staring. It would have been hard not to. They looked over. I said, "It's true, then, what they say about science education in Kansas being sorely lacking."

And then I went on with my lunch and my book, which, scoring a point for irony, is about dinosaurs pretending to be human in modern-day New York.

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And, speaking of dinosaurs:
Figment Break.

(Okay. It's a dragon. Close enough.)

*sings the figment song*
Imagination, imagination
A dream could be a dream come true
With just a spark from me and you!

(Yeah. That's been stuck in my head for about 5 days now. And yes, in those five days, I have filked it seven ways to Sunday.)

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And, speaking of dinosaurs:
Figment Break.

(Okay. It's a dragon. Close enough.)

*sings the figment song*
Imagination, imagination
A dream could be a dream come true
With just a spark from me and you!

(Yeah. That's been stuck in my head for about 5 days now. And yes, in those five days, I have filked it seven ways to Sunday.)