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featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2005-01-19 02:58 pm

I heart malt

Today's "That's What The Internet is For" question concerns malt. What the hell is malt? Is the malt in malt vinegar the same thing as the malt in malted milk? What about malt beverages? Can my regrettable tendency to devour entire bags of malted milk balls in one sitting and to drown my fish and chips in malt vinegar explain my preference for whiskey and stout beer?


Malting is a process applied to grains in which the grains are soaked and made to germinate, then kiln-dried before the plant has a chance to sprout, and roasted. This process causes the starch in the grain to become sugar instead (maltose, sometimes known as baker's sugar). Barley is the most often malted grain, because it apparently yields the most sugars.

The sugars from the malting process can then be brewed into ale, which can be turned to vinegar, which is tasty.
Or, the grains can be milled with wheat flour and combined with dry milk, becoming the basis for malted milk products.
Scotch whisky is generally brewed from malted barley (single malt) or from a blend of malted grains (blended). Irish whiskey is made from a mix of malted and unmalted grains. Given my fondness for malt in all its forms, this explains why I'd rather drink a Scotch any day. Bourbon whiskey, although also very tasty, is made mostly from corn and generally contains no malt at all. (On a non-malt-related note, they make whisky in Japan. I did not know this.)

My taste in beers is also explainable by preference for malt. Darker beer is made with darker malt, which is more strongly flavored.

This moment of malt has been brought to you mostly by wikipedia and Real Beer.

More on malt:
Malt: The Soul of Beer
The Darker Side of Malts

[identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com 2005-01-19 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I like beer, I like malt vinegar, but I dislike whiskey and I think that malted milk balls have a special place in hell.

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2005-01-19 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I will be glad to consume your portion of malted milk balls so that you do not have to face them.

Sixth cornerstone?

[identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com 2005-01-19 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I knew if anyone would be willing to take one for the team it would be you.
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taking one for the team

[identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com 2005-01-19 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Not gonna comment, not gonna comment, NOT GONNA COMMENT!

Re: taking one for the team

[identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com 2005-01-19 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT!?!?!

[identity profile] diermuid.livejournal.com 2005-01-19 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That is because commercial malted milk balls have more transfats and other damnable lipids than Kit Kats or Oreos.

If you were to find a whole foods variant, I would suspect that it would be better.

[identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com 2005-01-20 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't recall ever seeing malted milk candies at WFM. Perhaps I will look on Friday.

[identity profile] diermuid.livejournal.com 2005-01-20 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think health nuts are into carbo-loads, so perhaps not. 8-)

[identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com 2005-01-19 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I like single malt beverages, scotch in general, dark beer, malt vinegar, chocolate shakes heavy on the malt, milk with chocolate and malt, milk with just malt, malt on ice cream, malt on a spoon, malted milk balls, and Whopper™ Blizzards™ from Dairy Queen™.

I like malt.
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Interesting data.

[identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com 2005-01-19 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I am very fond of whisk(e)y and dark beers, generally indifferent to malt vinegar and have a mild distaste for malted milk eggs on a general basis.