2004-03-31

featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
2004-03-31 02:59 pm

More Interview Crap

They all ask me if I've got a cold, or a sore throat. No, actually. I just sound like this. All the time. I was inexplicably born with the voice of a 60-something blues singer. So sorry. So I say "No, this is just my normal voice". And then they get embarrassed. So maybe that's what's making me unemployable - I mean, I'm not all that funny-looking, and I write just like I talk, so maybe it's the fact that I sound like a drag queen. I wonder if I can get anybody to hire me without actually speaking to me first. Any ideas?
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
2004-03-31 02:59 pm

More Interview Crap

They all ask me if I've got a cold, or a sore throat. No, actually. I just sound like this. All the time. I was inexplicably born with the voice of a 60-something blues singer. So sorry. So I say "No, this is just my normal voice". And then they get embarrassed. So maybe that's what's making me unemployable - I mean, I'm not all that funny-looking, and I write just like I talk, so maybe it's the fact that I sound like a drag queen. I wonder if I can get anybody to hire me without actually speaking to me first. Any ideas?