featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (amazing isn't it)
featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2007-11-14 11:04 pm
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And in case you were wondering...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.


Or at least, that's the version I know. Those who know different words are welcomed to post them in the comments for the edification of the readership.