featherynscale | (no subject)

I'm going to stop mentioning non-Ljers in my journal. It seems to be unlucky for them. Blergh, and then blergh, and another one on the side. My brother D. just makes it home to the states in time to be diagnosed with some sort of rare nerve disorder which causes him searing pain in his face for no apparent reason. So I suppose things could be worse. My face could be on fire. His whole body could be.

Today's forecast: scattered showers, thought quality in the poor range. Chance of mental fuckup high. Those with sensitivities should not enter my noosphere without protection.

I had serious thoughts yesterday about packing up my shit and leaving town. Maybe heading for the Pacific Northwest. I've always wanted to go to Seattle. I'm suited to rain.

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like the relief felt when busting open a hundred whiteheads from the middle of your brain

This gets my vote for Simile of the Century.

Stick around - he throws these out all the time. My reigning favorite was when being ineligible for SCA barony was like being ineligible to have a dry pineapple shoved up your butt.

That's our Mac.

Thank you.

It is actually up there as one of my most memorable moments in life. Which is saying a lot because I don't remember a whole lot of my life. ;-)