This cracked me the eff up

[featherynscale]

I died in the Dungeon of Featherynscale

I was killed in a candlelit burial chamber by Nfin8ndefn8 the giant spider, whilst carrying...

the Axe of Pirates, the Shield of Wolfshaman, the Shield of Sannion, the Amulet of Capriciouslass, a Figurine of Triadruid, a Figurine of Wolfieboy, the Sceptre of Ravynnfyr, the Sword of Drummel, a Figurine of Cynthiaweb, the Axe of Seantaclaus, the Wand of Honey and 151 gold pieces.

Score: 175

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Somewhere in here, wooden signs warned of not breeding, I heard the sound of meaningless debates in the distance, and bones were arrayed in the shape of game theory. :)