You know it's going to be a banner week at work when:

[featherynscale]

It's only Monday afternoon. Already, I am singing to my paperwork. This bodes not well.

So I think it's time for Tea. Black tea with blackberry and sage, to be precise.

And also, A Meme.

This one is a list of questions you can only answer with "yes" or "no". I will give more detail if asked.

Taken a picture naked? Yes.
Made out with a member of the same sex? Yes.
Danced in front of your mirror? No.
Told a lie? Yes.
Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes.
Been in a fist fight? Yes.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes.
Been arrested? No.
Left your house without telling your parents? Yes.
Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes.
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes.
Seen someone die? No.
Kissed a picture? No.
Slept in until 3? Yes.
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes.
Played dress up? Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
Felt an earthquake? No.
Touched a snake? Yes.
Ran a red light? Yes.
Had detention? No.
Been in a car accident? Yes.
Pole danced? No.
Been lost? Yes.
Sang karaoke? Yes.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? Yes.
Sang in the shower? Yes.
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No.
Ever gone to school partially naked? Yes.
Sat on a roof top? Yes.
Played chicken? Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? No.
Broken a bone? Yes.
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes.
Forgotten someone's name? Yes.
Slept naked? Yes.
Blacked out from drinking? No.
Played a prank on someone? Yes.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Made a parent cry? Yes
Cried over someone? Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes.
Had/Have a dog? Yes.
Been in a band? No.
Drank 25 sodas in a day? No.
Shot a gun? No.