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[featherynscale]

1. How tall are you?
-- 5 ft 4 inches *AND A HALF*. Dammit. You ever notice how tall people never insist on those half inches?

2. Do you own a gun?
-- Nope, but a reasonable collection of edged weapons :)

3. Rehab? Counseling?
-- Nope. Rehab is for quitters.

4. Have you ever killed an animal?
-- Yes. And I eat quite a lot of them, as well.

5. Are you Irish?
-- Ummm.... not especially.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
-- Generally, ick. Every once in a while, though, I absolutely have to have a corn dog, which I'm sure is some Freudian phallic stage thing.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
-- Um.... I kind of like to sing O Holy Night, or Carol of the Bells. But in general, I'm not so much on the Christmas music thing. Thing is, pagan holiday music is even worse.

8. What is your favorite smell?
-- Clove and cinnamon.

9. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
-- Diet Coke with Lime. I heart aspartame.

10. Do you do pushups?
-- Good gods, no. Why would I?

11. Have you ever done ecstacy....
-- Nope. I figure the last thing in the world that I need is to be more likely to touch people.

12. Have you been shot?
-- Nope.

13. Have you ever been hospitalized?
-- Nope, and I hope to avoid that for as long as possible.

14. Do you like painkillers?
-- Not especially. I would greatly prefer not to need them.

15. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
-- Um. I have no idea, really. They just seem to show up. It could be the tits, but they're not much of a secret, are they?

16. Do you own a knife?
-- Several. Some of them are quite lovely.

17. Do you have A.D.D?
-- Not especially. I have a short attention span, but that's not the same thing, I don't think.

18. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
-- Could take it or leave it. The shininess of ink, though, I'm pretty enamored with.

19.Name Five Drinks You Regularly Drink:
-- Diet Coke with Lime, green tea, chai, water, cranberry juice.

20. What's In Your CD Player?
-- Umm.... that's an excellent question. I'm going to hazard that it might be The Killers.

21. What's Under Your Bed?
-- Dustbunnies. Dustbunnies the likes of which God has not seen. There would be winter clothes, but the bed is too low to put an underbed box under (grumble).

22. Current Hair?
-- Short and red. Red red, not the sort of non-committal auburn I often wear.

23. What are you wearing?
-- Khakis and a green shirt. And sandals, improbably.

24. Current Worry?
-- Um.... none to speak of.

25. Current Love?
-- In the sense of things I love right at the moment that are not a part of my usual love landscape, robots.

26. Current Hate?
-- Again, in the sense of things that don't always appear in the list, the bug bite or zit or whatnot that is currently sitting on my collarbone causing me pain and anguish.

27. Favorite Place To Be?
-- In bed.

28. Least Favorite Place To Be?
-- Waiting rooms.

29. If You Could Play an Instrument?
-- I could, once. Lately, no time and no inclination. It'd be fun to play the bagpipes though, or the harp.

30. Favorite Colors?
-- Black, grey and green.

31. Person(s) From Your Past You Wish You Could Be With Right Now?
-- Um... nobody, really. I'm still with pretty much all the ones I want.

32. Where Would You Like To Go?
-- DragonCon! Oh wait. I was just at DragonCon. Hrm.

33. Where Do You Want To Live?
-- Somewhere with an ocean.

34. Favorite food?
-- Cream cheese. I don't know why, that's just the way it is right now.

35. Color of most clothes you own?
-- Work clothes tend to be khakis and black shirts, home clothes tend to be blue jeans and muted color shirts.

36. Number of pillows you sleep with?
-- There are three on my bed. I actually use one or two.

37. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
-- Pajama pants. I heart pajama pants.

38. What were you doing 12AM last night?
-- Getting kicked out of kittenpants and triadruid's bedroom and told to get some sleep.

39. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?
-- Um. Breathing, I hope.

40. Are you paranoid?
-- Only about a narrow segment of things.

41. First piercing/tattoo?
-- I got my ears done (against my wishes) about 11 or 12. Later, there were more, none of which have stayed. I got my first tattoo at about 18.

42. Last person you yelled at?
-- I don't remember the last time I yelled, if you mean yell in the sense of "I'm angry and loud". I think it's been a while. It might have been triadruid, around his last birthday. If you include friendly boisterousness in yelling, it may still have been triadruid, but more like last week.

43. Latest crush?
-- Um. Random Lab Rabbit guy at DragonCon. It didn't stick. ;) Sometimes I do that.

44. Last thing you ate?
-- Fish!

45. If you could be a pirate, would you?
-- I am a pirate! I pirate stuff all the time! Yarr!

46. Do you have an iPod?
-- Nope.

47. When and why did you last vomit?
-- Don't recall. The last time I clearly remember vomiting was in 1999, after having eaten fried fish from Long John Silver's and followed it up with some sort of serious caramel- and espresso-based drink. I'm pretty sure I've had some green-pea-related vomiting since then, but I'm not sure when/if.

48. What's in your pockets right now?
-- My keyring and my security card.

49. what color are your bedroom walls?
-- Grey. Like my Soooooooooooooooooooul.

50. last thing that made you laugh?
-- Explaining the thing about the archangels to kittenpants and triadruid.

51. any pets now?
-- Yep. A fiercely doggy Aussie Shepard/Black Lab mix who answers to the name of Fractal, if he answers at all. Also guardian to an autistic calico cat who is officially named Psyche, but sometimes called Parsnip.

52. inny or an outty?
-- Inny.

53. do you have any piercings?
-- Just in my earlobes.

54. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
-- Olive.

55. Have u ever won any awards?
-- Um. Maybe.

56.How many TV's do you have in your house:
-- One. It's not hooked up to anything TV-related, though. It's more like a monitor for the playstation and the DVD player.

57. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stitches?
-- Broken most of my fingers and a couple of my toes. Also possibly my nose, but it's hard to tell with noses.

59. If you could pick one person to make out with who would it be?
-- That I don't normally make out with? Um. No earthly clue.

60. What do you think of the person who posted this before you?
-- Clever and interesting....