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featherynscale ([personal profile] featherynscale) wrote2004-10-06 07:30 am

Ass Trology

Horoscopes.


Free Will Astrology:
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): We live in the Milky Way Galaxy, which is shaped like a pinwheel. Recently, astronomers were shocked and embarrassed when they realized that the pinwheel has a fifth arm, one more than they've always believed. It's not as if this extra appendage has been hard to spot: It's 77,000 light years long! "I was absolutely flabbergasted," astronomer Tom Dames told NewScientist.com. "The fifth arm was quite clearly seen in previous surveys but was never pointed out or given a name." I expect that a comparable discovery is about to unfold in your personal life, Leo. An important clue to your destiny--an open secret that has been "hiding" in plain view--will finally register on your awareness.



Astrocenter:
Sudden changes in your romantic situation could surprise you today, Kimberly. If you are currently committed, expect some surprising propositions from your partner. If you are involved but not committed, a marriage proposal could finally come your way. If you are not currently involved, you could meet someone new and exciting under unusual circumstances. Make sure you look your best today - even if you're only running down to the supermarket!