Letter to the Editors

[featherynscale]

Dear Editors,

I'm sorry. I know I'm not as interesting as your other clients. I know I shouldn't have asked you to take care of the cats. I know I shouldn't ask so much of you, such a huge demand on your time.

But please, please, please call me back. I need you - I can't go on without you. I'm just wandering around the agency, wondering what to do next.

Yours,
That one whiny girl

Seriously. I've got 58 pages of feline behavior guidelines that I really need a vet to edit down to 30 pages, and none of my vet writers are calling me back... I think everybody's on vacation, but I can't finish the project without an editor. It's going to be a loooooooooong day.

And also, since I'm being whiny, I feel that the following words from Morrissey are appropriate to my day:

CD's and t-shirts and promos and god knows,
Oh, you know I couldn't last.
Someone please take me home?

With evil legal eagles,
You know I couldn't last
Accountants rampant,
You know I couldn't last...
Someone please take me home?