featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (perfect)
1. Thai Spider-Man Saves Autistic Boy. Firefighter uses superhero costume to talk a scared boy off a ledge. Alleges that he keeps Spider-Man costume in his locker at work "to liven up school fire drills". We here at Featherynscale Industries are suspicious, but impressed. You go, cosplay guy!

2. "Sometimes the best news is that a story makes no news." Seventh-grade math teacher invites whole class to his commitment ceremony, nobody thinks it's that big a deal. Bonus points: 1. When asked "were you surprised to learn your teacher was gay?", seventh graders responded: “He’s not gay,” said Japhet Guzman, 12. “No,” agreed a lanky 13-year-old who walked with a bit of a tough-guy swagger, “he’s not gay. He’s bisexual. Why don’t you ask him?” 2. Bisexual math teacher is tremendously cute. Of course, he's a bisexual math teacher, so I may have some bias in that assessment.
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1. Thai Spider-Man Saves Autistic Boy. Firefighter uses superhero costume to talk a scared boy off a ledge. Alleges that he keeps Spider-Man costume in his locker at work "to liven up school fire drills". We here at Featherynscale Industries are suspicious, but impressed. You go, cosplay guy!

2. "Sometimes the best news is that a story makes no news." Seventh-grade math teacher invites whole class to his commitment ceremony, nobody thinks it's that big a deal. Bonus points: 1. When asked "were you surprised to learn your teacher was gay?", seventh graders responded: “He’s not gay,” said Japhet Guzman, 12. “No,” agreed a lanky 13-year-old who walked with a bit of a tough-guy swagger, “he’s not gay. He’s bisexual. Why don’t you ask him?” 2. Bisexual math teacher is tremendously cute. Of course, he's a bisexual math teacher, so I may have some bias in that assessment.
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And I thought spending my money on whisky would be frivolous...

Just goes to show there are some markets that trade on something other than fear... the desire to get blitzed so that you feel no fear! *grin* Happy Friday.
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
And I thought spending my money on whisky would be frivolous...

Just goes to show there are some markets that trade on something other than fear... the desire to get blitzed so that you feel no fear! *grin* Happy Friday.

Holly Carp!

Feb. 4th, 2008 11:34 am
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (splendid!)
Hooray for Oregon!

I mean, way to do an end-run around Measure 36. It ain't marriage, but I'm still calling it good.

Holly Carp!

Feb. 4th, 2008 11:34 am
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
Hooray for Oregon!

I mean, way to do an end-run around Measure 36. It ain't marriage, but I'm still calling it good.
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Mona Ogg)
World Orgasm Day to Promote Peace in War-Torn Countries

Oui! Si! Da! Ja! Yes!
Any way you scream it, one group hopes you'll be having an orgasm in the name of world peace this Friday at 6:08 GMT.At the exact moment of the winter solstice, the world is urged to get busy at the second annual Global Orgasm for World Peace.

People across the world — but especially in countries with "weapons of mass destruction and places where violence is used in place of medication" — are being asked to synchronize their orgasms, according to the group's Web site.

This group session of sexual healing, aka The Big O, is designed to be an "instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spirtual energy" that organizers hope will reduce levels of violence, hatred and fear around the world during this, the longest night of the year.

Global Orgasm is the brain child of Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, co-founders of the anti-war organization Baring Witness, a group of activists who strip to make public peace displays with their naked bodies.
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
World Orgasm Day to Promote Peace in War-Torn Countries

Oui! Si! Da! Ja! Yes!
Any way you scream it, one group hopes you'll be having an orgasm in the name of world peace this Friday at 6:08 GMT.At the exact moment of the winter solstice, the world is urged to get busy at the second annual Global Orgasm for World Peace.

People across the world — but especially in countries with "weapons of mass destruction and places where violence is used in place of medication" — are being asked to synchronize their orgasms, according to the group's Web site.

This group session of sexual healing, aka The Big O, is designed to be an "instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spirtual energy" that organizers hope will reduce levels of violence, hatred and fear around the world during this, the longest night of the year.

Global Orgasm is the brain child of Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, co-founders of the anti-war organization Baring Witness, a group of activists who strip to make public peace displays with their naked bodies.
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (yowza)
Except for the part where it lumps together Dan Brown and Umberto Eco, this is the best news story in the history of the world.
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Except for the part where it lumps together Dan Brown and Umberto Eco, this is the best news story in the history of the world.
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (splendid!)
This guy knows how to have a good time. He airlifted himself with helium balloons on a lawn chair and made it almost 200 miles.

Beats the hell out of the Great Monkey Airlift of 2004.
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
This guy knows how to have a good time. He airlifted himself with helium balloons on a lawn chair and made it almost 200 miles.

Beats the hell out of the Great Monkey Airlift of 2004.
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (amazing isn't it)
The Police are back together and touring.

This ends my Zombie Uprising 2007 Report. Thank you, and goodnight.

(Ah, I kid. I fucking love The Police.)
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
The Police are back together and touring.

This ends my Zombie Uprising 2007 Report. Thank you, and goodnight.

(Ah, I kid. I fucking love The Police.)

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